stealth bomber

1. (n.)a covert s-xual operation practiced during copulation. the male partner positions himself behind the female partner, who is on all fours. the male partner begins plunging his member in and out of the females slit. then the male exclaims “i’m gonna c-m,” and removes his package from her box. after removal of organ, instead of c-mming, the male allows saliva to gather in his oral cavity. he then ejects the saliva from his mouth and onto her back, as he groans as though he were climaxing. the female, thinking that he has already -j-c-l-t-d, turns around and then he busts his nut right in her face….buah!!!
i gave that dumb little china wh-r- a stealth bomber not only once, but twice last night.
a stealth bomber is a p-n-s that is relatively small when soft, but upon being erected, the p-n-s becomes m-ssive. stealth bomb owners generally surprise girls, with the enormous transformation in size.
they may not get the attention like the lookers (big p-n-ses, but don’t get bigger upon erection), but the girls like them just as much, if not more for being able to grow that much.
1.did you hear about john, he stealth bombed janet into a concussion last night.

2.julie: why are you wearing that patch?
cindy: justin and i were on the couch and i started playing with his d-ck
julie: oh wow, how big was it?
cindy: at first it resembled a baby d-ck, then all of a sudden it grew 13 inches and viciously poked me in the retina.

3.did you hear about ffumder? he’s a stealth bomber.
a stealth bomber is a sh-t so big that it touches the water in the toilet bowl before actually detaching itself from one’s -n-s. the result is that the t-rd p-sses from a to b completely noiselessly and with total stealth.
“the gent’s toilets were out of order so i was forced to use a cubicle in the ladies’, i was that desperate. a few girls came in whilst i was in there, but luckily my sh-t was so big it was a stealth bomber. they didn’t suspect a thing”
someone who breaks wind silently, and then moves out of the room before anyone notices.
what the…? oh my god, do you smell that..? who’s the stealth bomber?!
when toilet paper is carefully placed on the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump, see force soil, so as to minimalise loud embar-ssing noises and splash back.
alex regularly used the stealth bomber technique, like a theif in the night.
new suv police trucks (chevy tahoe, ford expedition, ford explorer), typically black with tinted windows, a front ram bar, and concealed siren lights. stealth bombers are equipped with a small -rs-nal of firearms a typical police cruiser wouldnt have including shotguns, and/or modified swat m-16 -ssualt rifles. often the “bossest” police vehicles for the station used by the most street savy cops that know where stoners go to smoke/sell weed because drug arrests are this vehicles primary objective. stealth bombers are most often found in rural and suburban communities where the police have low crime rates and a large surplus of tax money to spend on unnecessary police enforcement (greendale). also known as “stealth bimpst” to frinst speakers. you can run, but you can’t hide from the stealth bimpst.
d-mn, that stealth bimpst is boss.

did you just see that stealth bomber pull that dumb bimpst over?

f-ck! that stealth bimpst is a sneaky bimpst.
while your girlfriend is sleeping, you crawl over her naked and proceed to sh-t on her while crawling.then you quietly leave the room unseen.thus the name “stealth” for doing it quietly and “bomber” for sh-tting.
my girl still doesnt know who gave her that stealth bomber.

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