stealth bummer

a h-m-s-xual male who disguises his s-xulaity in order to get ahead
-“look at our old mate behind the bar with his b-mchum. this was a great pub, no look at it – c-cktails, no real ale – and full of style-conscious genlemen with nice fingernails”

-“yeah, our old mate was always a stealth b-mmer. he’d come and join us with his frustrated wife and join us, but he was just casing the joint.”

-“yeah, taken out by a stealth b-mmer!”
a man who has successfully concealed his s-xuality to take advantage of his heteros-xual friends.
bert – “the pub went queer under the new owner, our lawyer friend. no more real beer, no more blazing fire. now it’s strictly for “style conscious gentlemen” only.

bill – “yeah we’re done for now – nowhere left to go in the village. sad. and we thought mike was one of us. he was just casing the joint. look at it now – all mirrors and pictures of f-cking male pop stars and stuff and sh-tty music.”

bert – “makes you sick. our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth b-mmer!”
someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.
greig’s not gay (even though he’s f-cked everyone this side of manchester)