Stealth Bumming


the art of finding an unsuspecting victim leaning forward on a wall or railing ect then going up behind them and pretent to be taking them up the corn hole in a thrusting motion.
hey, i wonder if he knows if he’s recieving a good ‘ol stealth b-mming?
the act of capturing on camera a person pretending to b-m or “shadow b-mming” an unaware person.

if you successfully pull off a stealthb-m you are awarded one credit.

if the unaware person becomes aware the stealthb-m will become null and void and not count in the scoring.
“duncan take a picture of me while i stealthb-m this old lady while she picks up her bags of groceries..”

“ok simon, let me get my camera-phone out…”

duncan takes the picture:

much laughter and hilarity ensues and later they recount stories of the stealthb-mming that was achieved that day.

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