Stealth Fuck
1) when you slink off to secretly have s-x with someone you shouldn’t. usually because you or they are in a relationship. someone who stealth f-cks is usually a stealthy f-cker, and you can recognise them by the fact that they melt into shadows and you don’t see them for hours.
2) when either or both parties are unsure if penetration has occured; a situation that only occurs with very loose women or very small men. will always occur when the two are put together. stealth f-cking of this kind is often coupled with the question- “is it in yet?”
1) “jake’s gone again! he was just here! call his mobile. what? switched off, eh? bet he’s gone off for a stealth f-ck”
2) “julie needs to tone up. i’m not satisfied with this stealth f-cking nonsense”
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