Stealth Monkey
stealth monkey a s-x thing made up of three parts:
1. when a man is f-cking a woman from behind and he is about to c-m he will quickly pull his c-ck out and spit on her back, this gives the woman the illusion of thinking he has c-m on her back.
2. when she turns around the man will c-m on her face and then throw shaven p-b-s in her face, as the p-b-s will stick, she will look like a monkey who is into stealth activities such as “spot me in the dark”.
3. the man will then torment the woman by saying things such as: “you just got stealth monkey’d b-tch” or “ha harrrrr”
note: only steps 1 and 2 are neccesary in the stealth monkey, step 3 is down to personal preference.
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