stealth mullet


a contemporary hairstyle based on the mullet made famouse in the 1980s and 1990s by celebrities such as pat sharpe.
the hair is cut short at the top and sides (often accentuated with spikes or a quiff) but relatively long and straight at the back. the longer hair at the back of the head is concealed unless the wearer is seen from behind, thus an observer may not notice the stealth mullet until it has already p-ssed / is too late.
“wait ’til that guy turns around… he has a stealth mullet!”

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