Stealth Wank
a crafty w-nk thats done in a stealthy way; so as not to attract unwanted attention.
pikey had a stealth w-nk in the park the other day whilst reading the newspaper.
having a sly j arthur in the presence of someone else without them knowing. if in bed with your sleeping partner, a c-ck-sock is most oftem employed.
had a stealth-w-nk last night because i couldn’t sleep, it soon knocked the edge off me and i was in sleepsville within seconds.
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