Stealth Whale
the act of a person swimming in a pool, going underwater and swimming towards someone without them noticing. when you get near your target you launch yourself out of the water, as a whale would when breaching, and then dissapear back into the water.
boom, you have just been stealth whaled!
dude, did you see that, duncan just pulled the stealth whale on hayley…she did not know what hit her.
a stealth whale is a person who hides their weight problem with “trick” photography.
they will post a photo of themselves from a high angle and will make attempt to push br–sts up, under their chin.
when i saw her photo, i recognized her as a stealth whale.
when a sl-tty fat girl uses the ” mysp-ce/facebook ” camera pose to make herself look thin, but in reallity shes a beast !
beki eaton is a stealth whale
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whale surfacing
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