Stealthturd


(noun) – a t-rd delivered, due to the expectation of its raw heinousness, on the bathroom of another floor in your office building.
yeah, ben thinks he’s cutting a stealtht-rd on 3rd floor every week. what he doesn’t know is that the receptionist on the other side of the wall can hear him grunting.

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