steam and cream


the art of getting a nice steam m-ssage (preferably in southeast asia), then allowing the woman performing the m-ssage to “m-ssage” a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. can be done male to male, but that’s just wrong. a woman m-ssaging the woman is ok, it’s just a different kind of cream. that is more related to a clam bake.
fred: boy, was that a great trip to vietnam.

bill: how so?

fred: over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. that costs less than a happy meal.

bill: sign me up…!
n. a naval term for an oriental steambath in the red light district.
hey smitty, let’s go get snot-slinging drunk, puke some osoba noodles through our nose, hit the steamandcream, then do it again.

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