steamballed


when you’re the last guy in the steam room and the only place to stand is directly above the steam vent, making a direct hit on one’s nuts
oh man, i’m late again and am gonna get steamballed.
1. a critical situation which may have disastrous consequences if it goes wrong.
2. a tough decision that may be difficult.

kind of like you are slowly getting into a really hot bath and your b-lls are hanging in the steam, it is going to be difficult!

used to highlight the magnitude of a problem.
1.(when he says that he just found out his gf has been sleeping around) “oh man, you are so steamballed!”
2.that is such a steamballer of a problem!

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