Steamed Crab


the act of sh-tting on your partner’s chest while they are in a crabwalk position. your partner then proceeds to walk around the room in a crabwalk position until the sh-t cools.
“my girl and i went to red lobster last night, but it wasn’t until we got home that i got to have the steamed crab!”
to sh-t or fart on your partners crab infested p-b-s.
“i totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him steamed crabs.”

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