Steamed Pumpkin
after a good long session in either a sauna room or a hot tub, your scr-t-m skin becomes saggy and loose, thus causing your b-lls to sag lower. you are to immediately walk over to your wife/girlfriend and slap your bag on her forehead and say “steamed pumpkin” when doing the nasty deed to her.
i just gave my girlfriend a steamed pumpkin!!!!
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