steamed tortilla
the act of using a tortilla (corn or flour) as a condom, having s-xual intercourse, -j-c-l-t-ng inside the tortilla, and finally making the female (or male) eat said tortilla.
our cleaning lady is so freaky!!! that latina let me give her the steamed tortilla
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