steamhouse brew
the act of drinking a very cold beer while taking a very hot shower.
the secret is to use only bottles and strategic placement when setting said brew down. the small opening and non-water collecting top (like that of a can) allows the beer to be in the shower while taking little to no water in.
few have found anything better that didn’t involve a s-x act.
it was kind of a luke warm day, so to even it out, i had a steamhouse brew
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