Steaming Burrito
take a sh-t, and wipe your -ss(meat/beans, and maybe corn..), then wrap the -sswipe around your d-ck and m-st-rb-t- with it, c-m(cheese) onto the wipe and then fold it into a burrito and make your partner eat it, or watch you eat it yourself. you could also add urine(other kind of cheese), or blood(salsa) as an extra bonus.
guy 1:”hey she looks like a nice girl.”
guy 2:”no man, i heard she’s into steaming burritos, that nasty f-cking c-nt.”
dude: “why don’t you stfu and eat a steaming burrito.”
kid: “i make the best steaming burritos.”
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