Steamy Blankets


steamy blankets is the s-xual act in whcih to drunk men boil some coffee. after climbing into bed together they proceed to pour boiling hot coffee on their blankets. they then lift up the blankets and pour it onto their genitalia. (if there aren’t 3rd degree burns you are doing it wrong.) then the two men engage in the s-xual position 69. this should rip the burnt skin right off their p-n-s and since they are durnk they wont feel the pain untill the morning.
we were so drunk last night that billy and i got into bed and performed steamy blankets and now my p-n-s is burnt off.

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