Steamy Cream Pie


a variation on the traditional cream pie but performed out side on a cold day, or in a walk in cooler at your favorite family eating establishment. the seamen has to be clearly observed as steamin’ when she pushes it out of her v-g-n-.
it was in the freezer at tgif that james saw his first steamy cream pie, but he could hardly look at it because of the grotesque appearance of her rotten meat mound.

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