s*xy boy who looks super good always is the hottest one in the room
your bf is such a stedson.
- das boot pirate
(1) one of many h*m*s*xual n*z* sailors. (2) a h*m*s*xual depicted in das boot, a h*m*erotic movie about n*z* u-boat personnel. variation: das fruit pirate. (1) the rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his p**p deck. (2) the u-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed s*m*n.
- the beast with two backs
when a man and a woman are having s*x face-to-face they become the beast with two backs come back to my place baby and we can make the beast with two backs
the act of a virgin cringing at p*rn. it can be used to imply the virginity of a person and also the fact that they cringed at p*rn. that b*tch was vringing hard
- futon crouton
any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. notable types include goldfish, cheez-its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as tv remotes, have been found, as well. i found a hershey’s kiss futon […]