steeple chase
the traditional steeple chase is when you and your friend are both beating your dongs to family matters and the first one to blow a wad on karl winslows face wins. double points if karl is yelling at urkle while you skeet.
dude theres no way you won last nights steeple chase. i was about to bust when your dog came in and licked my sack. no fair.
when one wakes up from an erotic dream and finishes himself off. repet-tive back arching and -ss lifting a minimum of 16″ from the pr-ne position until complete.
man, i was dreaming about that hot b-tch natalie portman last night. i woke up suddenly and had to steeplechase to the finish.
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