steetch


when you fold down the crease on a winter hat, creating less heat loss, and/or to put forth a st–zy ghetto gorilla style. this technique is often used by homeless black men, or anyone trying to hide stolen merchandise in their hat.
“get the manager, that dirty man is hiding a pack of blunts in his steetched hat”

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