Steezbread


a slang term for cannabis. st–zbread, is not, however, your average strain of marijuana. st–zbread, simply called “bread” by an avid user, is most likely covered in trichomes (called “frost” because of their ice-like appearance) and little red hairs, which symbolize the bread’s dank-ness. you can smell st–zbread from up to 5 meters away in its most potent form.

warning: smoking too much st–zbread may result in the “dumbdy dumb syndrome.”
st–zbread user 1: “this kandy kush has got me melting.”

st–zbread user 2: “i know. this is some dank st–zbread.”

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