Stella Umbrella
traditionally a c-cktail created by the upper cl-ss down and out, this concoction demanded two crucial elements ; an umbrella and a can of stella. the original version used a childs pink umbrella but to personalise the drink you may exchange it with an umbrella of any size or colour, however the larger the umbrella the more difficult it is to retrieve the can.
discovered in a little bookshop in hampstead this drinks name has evolved into a bit of a catch phrase.
“see that chap over there me old boot! he whiffs of the sewers, has dark haunted eyes, scabs on his face but doesn’t seem to have a spec of dirt on him and his clothes are brand new!
yep, he’s a right stella umbrella!”
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