Stelloquent


(var. stellaquent)
characteristic of language and verbal discourse to be overheard around kebab houses on friday and sat-rday nights in the uk. the particular wit and delivery of this verbal interchange – often slurred – largely due to copious imbibing of stella artois belgian lager.
hayley: ‘yeah darren i do fancy a sh-g since you put it so stelloquently’
a stelloquent sentence example: “yooussssh gonnnnaaaaa getssshhh youuzzz heeddzz kkiickked innnn’

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