Stelmo Pocket


refers to a hand in a game of cards that are mismatched and are of no value similar to a pocket full of random items such as sweet wrappers and b-ttons.
amy: dude i totally just got a straight flush.

gar: d-mn, i had a sh-tty stelmo pocket

amy: i win

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