Stenographer
one who is trained and certified to write shorthand, either by machine or hand, and report any proceedings, whether it be depositions, court, or captioning for the deaf/hard of hearing. they are responsible for keeping an accurate and clear record of legal proceedings.
who is that person in front of the courtroom typing on that funny-looking machine?
that’s a stenographer.
someone who writes down stuff in court….. or looks at babies.
“whats your uncle do for a living?”
“he’s a stenographer…..he looks at sonograms of babies”
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