Step up to the Mic


when you bring a girl home from a night out but she doesnt put out. its the question your friend would ask to see if she at least provided some oral entertainment.
friend 1: how did you get on with that girl from last night?

friend 2: ah it was ok but she wouldnt put out…

friend 1: well did she at least step up to the mic?

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