Stepdad Mad
used to describe the level of anger a stepfather may have against a child or woman. the rawest form of anger, untamed and furious. when one is overcome with stepdad madness, they may exhibit a skin color similar to the blood that was about to be shed, visible veins in the face and may also be pr-ne to using a bottle of alcohol or belt as a weapon. they may also yell in profane absurdities, say that it is someone elses fault, and destroy property as well as people, both physically and emotionally. see also: beltmaster, wifemaster, king of the castle.
kid #1: man, did you see those bruises on jim and his mom?
kid #2: yeah dude, his stepdad was mad!
“don’t bother him, or he will enrage and become stepdad mad!”
“the door opened. little billy heard the cling clang of a belt being unthreaded from blue wranglers. he was about to become another victim to his brutal beltmaster. the seething bloodshot eyes came closer. billy p-ssed his pants. it was stepdad mad. it was too late.”
“with whiskey on his breath, john belted his stepson across his bare -ss. a bruised woman was crying in the corner of the kitchen. john warned “woman, you will be next if you don’t shut the f-ck up and make me a steak!”. he was stepdad mad.”
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