Stephen’s Law
if a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. this other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. while this law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.
steve: hey, bro, you see that girl over there?
bro: the blonde? yeah.
steve: i’m gonna ask her out!
bro: i wouldn’t. she’s into chad, the football star.
steve: f-ckin’ stephen’s law, bro. guess i’ll go write a song about it.
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