Stern Thomson
when an uncirc-mcised man who is making love to a loose bowelled woman pulls out shortly before climaxing and pinches his foreskin closed in order to catch the j-sm. upon releasing the foreskin, the resulting sight resembles a cream filled, chocolate covered eclair.
she said the eclair gave her diarrhea, so i did a stern thomson to remind her how good it tasted.
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