Stern


to pull a stern – getting extremly drunk by stealing a bottle of beverages from the bar in a club, and finishing it alone.
must include puking and p-ssing out (in the shower) on the next day’s morning.

includes puking in the club, puking in the taxi (having his friends pay for the taxi cleaning service), drop down the stairs, getting dropped several times by his mates trying to carry him back.
“hey man, whats up with r.?”
“he pulled stern yesterday!… p-ssed out and we had to carry him back”
“where is he now?

“still puking – in the bathroom atm.”

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“let’s get sterned tonight”
a meaning more uncommon but still existing is ‘-sshole’; this originated from an episode of popular sitcom ‘friends’ in which chandler exclaims – ‘i like it in the stern!’
‘i like it in the stern!’
a. the king of all media.
b. a true genius of radio and tv.
c. an extremely ugly man that beautiful women want to f— (me included).
people who don’t get it: “i hate that stern. he’s so rude.”
popular early 1990’s rave night club in worthing uk.
im gonna double drop some snowb-lls this sat-rday at sterns.
get ill, get ill, the house, the house, the house on the hill
to make up lies to a female to get s-x.

“i sterned this girl, and by the end of the date she believed i played pro baseball and had s-x with her that night”

“just be honest with this girl, don’t stern her.”
something kick-ss, good, fun, incredible, unbelievable.. etc.
that was a stern toke.
a last name that means from high crime, no dwelling, and sh-tty hondas. it is usually a brazilian/jewish name that is p-ssed down. to have the name stern also could be struggling in mathematics and biology and either results in very great success, or very bad consequences. there have been only 2 sterns to be successful: hans stern (founder of h. stern jewelers) and ronny stern, aka ronicasa (current vice president of h. stern jewelers). there are a few sterns that are unfortunate enough and can’t say stern, but instead say shtern, due to a shar lishp.
arthur: if my name is arthur stern, what does my last name really mean?

macta: well ur name isnt ronny or hans, so i wouldn’t count on the whole ‘taking over the h. stern business’ to be very likely

arthur: 🙁

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