Stethoscope


medical device rarly used for real observation but given annualy to medical students (and doctors) as though to awaken respect.

the only murmur really heard by it nowadays is the student’s incoherent mumble of diagnose.

demonstrating the everlasting incapability of the listener to determine what he really heard it serves as first choice medical equipment.
i hear boom-boom, boom-boom with my stethoscope , is it fluid in your lungs or are u just happy to see me?

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