Stetson


an american name for males. stetsons are usually independant, fun loving, curious, and friendly. stetsons are chick magnets who have thriving love lives because girls can’t resist their charm. stetsons’ love matches are girls with names for love, such as kristen or amanda. stetsons are charming, handsome, and intelligent. men named stetson are notorious for their large p-n-ses.
stetson was great in bed last night.
this is my son, stetson.
stetson here graduated top of his cl-ss.
oh, stetson! don’t stop! yes! yes! yes!
the cologne of the true american ladies man. stetson is the key to any woman’s heart. with it’s deep musty smell, it’s a cl-ssic that will never go out of style. check out stetson: untamed, get it while it’s hot people.
woman: eww what’s that smell!!!?
stetson wearer: that’s the smell of desire, baby.
cool, sweet or even awesome
yo hommie that hat is stetson
the epitome of douchery. he’ll blow his teacher for 5… extra credit points on the test. if his mouth isn’t already wrapped around his teachers c-ck by the 2nd day you must -ssess on a case by case basis. everyone hates him except his teacher who has a whip and his d-ck in his -ss.
what a f-ckin stetson. he’s suckin up to his teacher so hard.
a type of hat.
steers and queers?
old man stink see also: foagie funk
why does that elevator smell like stetson, f-cking geezers.
an old guy that is a total f-ggot and is s-xually disoriented.
has a mangina, and is allergic to males, and is an all around pervert. ie, keeps a file of information about everyone he meets.
what a f-cking stetson

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