Steve Jobbed


to have your b-lls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.
i was using my powerbook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally steve jobbed in about 5 minutes!
burning your genitals on the underside of an apple powerbook.
“i was googling in my underwear last night and got totally stevejobbed.”
term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one’s life and genius….
at the funeral, all paul’s friends felt he had gotten totally steve jobbed…

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