Steve Jobzombie


a steve jobzombie is that -sshole who won’t shut up about how many apple products he owns and how vastly superior his macbook pro is to any pc on the market. he takes every opportunity to show things off on his ipad and won’t listen to music played out of anything but an ihome.
dude, i don’t f-cking care that your macbook air weighs less than a standard paperback book. you are such a f-cking steve jobzombie. if you love him so much why don’t you get pancreatic cancer with him.

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