Steve Wozniak


the real founder and true visionary of apple, whose rightful fame and place in history steve jobs stole.
guy #1:”steve jobs is so great! he founded apple!”
guy #2:”umm, no, steve wozniak founded helped create apple and invented the apple 2, the greatest computer ever made.”

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