Steven Burns
a man with a voice as seductive as samuel l. jackson, a personality as cunning as a cheetah, and also has the ability to command large numbers of people to partake in activities that are not always entirely legal.
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when a man is experiencing liquib-lls and the skin of his scr-t-m adheres to the side of his leg and/or taint with a superglue like bond. this effects causes said man extreme discomfort making it impossible for him to sit still without awkwardly and obviously adjusting his junk. shaving the scr-t-m dramatically increases the stickiness […]
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an act consisting of forming a cup with the hand and administering the fresh, exiting human sh-t to the facial area, either yours or someone else’s in a single, repet-tive motion. virtually identical to fart cupping, with the exception being that it is done with solid waste as opposed to gaseous waste. ‘stool cup’ ex […]
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