Steven Dollar
the s-xual act of placing a dollars worth of change into a v-g-n- and watching her squeeze them out and when she’s done she yells, “steven dolla!”
example 1:
me: hey want to steven dollar tonight
girlfriend: are you actually asking me if i want -ssorted coins in my p-ssy?
me: yeah
girlfriend: ok that sounds good, i think putting dirty coins that many people have touched and could cause infection into my v-g-n- is a rather good idea
pubic hair: 7
example 2:
me: dude, my girlfriend asked for the steven dollar again last night
jack: oh, sweet! how’d that go?
me: it went great! she used all pennies this time!
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