Steven Harper
a canadian prime minister who has caused more -j-c-l-t–ns than all of the spice girls combined. a master of his trade who can make fundamentalist christians into flaming h-m-s-xuals, he hides his prowess well under a cloak of political h-m-phobia.
steve: d-mn, i just heard steven harper talk about finance reform and… and… i think i’m gay!
evan: it’s alright man, it happened to me after his speech on our foreign policy. now let’s -j-c-l-t- over his budget proposal.
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