Stevening
getting into a big cross pompous cantankerous redfaced steaming huffy tantrum so that anything happening is suddenly part of a big world conspiracy to offend or inconvenience the stevener.
“…and why is this coffee going cold and what the h-ll do you mean by standing there like that and where is my other tiara and this is -not- chopin…”
“i wouldn’t go in there, chris – he’s stevening”.
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