Stevenism
an illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. this often occurs in conjunction with tourettes guy syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.
person a (inflicted): hey guys, or should i say… sup, dudes.
person b: umm… kay?
person c: -sniff- hmm…
person a: which entrance is better? the first or the second?
person b: what the h-ll?
person c: what smells like vinegar?
person a: aaaargh f-ck f-ck which f-cking entrance is -ss d-cking better?
person b: -murder- there, that’s better.
person c: ah, he must have contracted stevenism. poor fellow.
funny sayings for everyday nothings in our lives; truisms in creative expressions and songs
the singer belted out a stevenism when he sang “i wouldn’t have a girl who would have me” on his worn out guitar.
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