Stick a fork in you
indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. also “put a fork in me,” “stick a fork in it.”
“let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. then the fade begins in earnest. by 35 stick a fork in you!”
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