Stick-On Vent
the easiest and simplest way to look like a tool while driving in a car.
it’s quite simple:
1: buy a cheap car, preferally a honda.
2: purchace stick-on vents at your local fake bodyshop.
3: ?????
4: profit!
since they are affixed with a sticky-tape surface, you can easily place them haphazardly on your car with no regard to logic or form, placing vents where they would do no good — even if they were real, and where no self-respecting engineer would even consider.
nearly always seen on cars with more than 5 puerto rican flags, mismatched color body panels, or a temporary spare tire (donut). aka, a piece of sh-t on wheels.
an additinal requirement of this behavior states the the owner has an iq below 65.
…look at that…
he put a stick-on vent on his f-cking fuel door…
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