Sticky Buns
the act of masturbating on a woman’s bare b-tt after she has made it clear that is the only s-xual option she is making available to you. sometimes accompanied by dirty talk to accelerate the process.
variation: moldy sticky buns – after -j-c-l-t–n the woman says “gross”
wow, i thought things were going well until she turned over and told me to just give her sticky buns
where a man is giving it a woman doggy style, and then he -j-c-l-t-s on her b-m.
ricky was giving jules some great s-x, till he gave her a sticky bun and she was not impressed.
when a man pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s unexpectantly into a woman’s hair. the woman then puts her hair into a bun for the trip home
laura: how was your night with treigh?
maria: he gave me a sticky bun.
l: what?
m: he c-mmed in my hair!
a circle of guys jack off onto an unfrosted cinnamon bun and the last one to c-m has to eat it.
ryan: hey i just bought a pack of pillsbury dough boy but they forgot the frosting!!!!
austin: what the f-ck do we eat for breakfast now?
steven: i have an idea for breakfast. we can make a sticky bun.
aric: let’s do it!
b-tt cheecks that are covered with a sticky substance, usually honey, beer, or spooge
this girl i picked up p-ssed out on my so i needed to relieve some pressure and jerked off on her rear giving her a bad case of the sticky buns.
waiting until your friend is p-ssed out drunk, pull down his pants, and pour squeeze b-tter, honey, brown sugar, and peanuts into his hairy b-tt crack.
“he’d been out drinking at the polish fest all day – i couldn’t believe his wife called us over just so we could give him the sticky buns.”
similar to a t-tty f-cking except the dude thrusts his p-n-s between a chick’s b-tt cheeks while she is laying down on her stomach and busts a load between the cheeks and on the lower back region.
baby, i realize that you are on the rag and can’ t f-ck so allow me to give you some “sticky buns” instead!
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