sticky dick


doing a sloppy job of cleaning up after jerking off and some c-m remains and gets stuck to your boxers. the next time you need to take off your boxers, you have to peal your d-ck off, thus sticky d-ck.
“man, i had such bad sticky d-ck this morning that i almost peeled the skin of my d-ck.”
a condition found in males, usually in the midwestern summer, in which the c-ck and b-lls become sweaty and sticky, clinging to your inner thigh.
goddammit, we gots ta get back into the a/c. i got sticky d-ck like a m-th- f-kkka
after a girl gives you head. leaves her gum behind in your pubic hair.
oh man when she was done i had stickyd-ck.

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