sticky grenade
a non attractive woman(grenade) who you try to avoid in the sober light of day, but when you are highly intoxicated you make the mistake of hitting on/smashing, she then proceeds to become a “stage 5 clinger” and enters into a stalkerish behavioral pattern. thus earning the name sticky grenade- a clingy grenade
b’moreo’s-hahah how ’bout those grenades last night
me-bro you got a “sticky grenade”
bmoreo’s-d-mnnn
me-yeah man shes been facebook chating me all morning asking me everything about you…
bmoreo’s-as long as she doesn’t get my social security number
me-bro she’s a “sticky grenade” you know she will…
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on ones own nether-regions (testicular area is preferable, but this can also work with the p-n-s… i guess) after oral s-x, and then slapping them on the side of your partner’s face. hold them there for as long as possible while going beep… beep… beep… if you manage to hold them there for 5 beeps you are required to boast to all of your close guy friends about your great achievement, as your man-score now has 100 more points. also, you do not buy any alcohol for the next week, its on your buddy’s tab. however, if it does not last 5 beeps, it is an automatic dignity suicide, losing you 500 man points and rejection from civilization. a risky but potentially epic maneuver.
man 1: last night i finished up with bevelyn, and i decided to go for the sticky grenade. held it there for the full 5.
man 2: you da boss!
man 1: f-ck yeh.
(macho bear hug/sticky grenade high five)
man 3: dude, i went for the sticky grenade last night with that fit girl in the pink low cut tee…
man 4: you hit it yeh?
man 3: well i got to 4…
-silence-
man 4: sorry who are you?
when you glue your p-n-s to a girl’s face, then you jack off until you c-m all over her face. all the while, you make a beeping noise.
“hey man, i heard you gave her a sticky grenade last night.”
“yeah, man, that sh-t was tight!”
“how’d you get it off?”
“hot water man, hot water.”
a m.u.f.f. that just won’t leave you alone after she’s been obviously used just as a slump buster.
oh my god, get it off get it off get it…ayieeeeeeeeeeeee
wes – d-mn you woman, the coach no longer benches me, now let me put down my axe!
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