Sticky Moment


this is the moment after masturbating, you go outside to smoke a cigarette or something else without washing your hands and someone usually a friend approaches you wanting to give you a hand shake. the sticky moment is the dilemma between shaking his hand or choosing not too. a sticky moment can lead to the sticky shake.
friend1: what’s up homey? (attempts to shake hands)
friend2: nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
friend1: wash your hands you b-st-rd!

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