Sticky muffin
after the act of s-x, the guy c-ms on the girls bush. let the j-zz dry.
dude, last night i pulled off this girl’s pants and she already had a sticky m-ffin.
so, like last night, this guy gave me a really, like bad sticky m-ffin. i totally had to shave that sh-t off.
this happens with a slightly to moderatly overweight woman with a m-ffin top. after intercouse promplty -j-c-l-t-ng around waistline and quickly putting clothes back on.
man!, jill’s parents came home early and we almost got caught, she definatly will have a sticky m-ffin until she washes that sh-t off.
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