Sticky Phone
the result of watching p-rn on your smart phone. usually requires the viewer to carry around wet naps to clean and sanitize the phone.
“i was watching p-rnhub on my iphone and jerking off. i came really hard and ended up with sticky phone.”
“i was whacking off while watching p-rn on my smart phone and almost dropped it. i had to grab it with my w-nking hand and ended up with sticky phone.”
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