Sticky Unicorn


post coitus, the male -j-c-l-t-s into the females hair, then (using the -j-c-l-t- as hair gel) forms her bangs into a horn. and then proceeds to let it dry. vula, a sticky unicorn.
man, i totally gave that chick a sticky unicorn.

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